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As Executive Director Of The Bureau Quote by Dave Barry
As Executive Director Of The Bureau Of Consumer Alarm, I Am Always On The Alert For News Stories That Involve Two Key Elements: 1. Fire. 2. Barbie.
Author : Dave Barry
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